How You Doin’ Blondie?

Bill Has An Interesting Way of Indexing Things
April 12, 2008, 4:35 pm
Filed under: advice, Humor, Query, sex | Tags: , , ,

Found it. Searched “how do i make myself cum harder” using Windows LiveSearch. My blog is returned as a result on the second page. I’m a little surprised by that, I was expecting to be more like a 5th or 6th page result. Am I really of second-page relevancy to “how do i make myself cum harder”?

Well, it’s certainly funnier then “define whore”, but definetly lacking the dramtic irony.

And since I’ve obviously been given some type of authority on the subject, allow me to weigh in: stroke harder, kid.

My Kingdom For Which Search Engine This Guy Used
April 12, 2008, 4:19 pm
Filed under: Humor, lust, Query, sex | Tags: , , ,

I shit you not, this inquiry returned my blog:

“how do i make myself cum harder”

Seriously ya’ll, my kingdom.

Whore Redux

Today; “Search Engine Terms: define whore”.


It was vaguely amusing, now it’s just mildly insulting.

…Oh and honey? If you’re concerned enough to research the formal definition, you’ve probably already been immortalized by Joe Francis.