How You Doin’ Blondie?


Red, White, and Blue Balls

I promise I’ll start talking about sex again soon, I just figure that every once in while I should get off my back and do something for a soldier other then make him cum. 

Today, I’m not asking for money, I’m asking for words. Please click the link below to send a message of support and encouragement to our soldiers, please. Picture me down on my knees begging you to – that’s how important this is, because I don’t get down on my knees for much [insert here the obligatory snarky remark about what I do get down on my knees for].

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Uncle Sam Needs Somebody, Anybody Else
April 15, 2008, 4:33 pm
Filed under: Current Affairs, Family, fear, Life, love, thoughts | Tags: , , ,

Just got a phone call; my youngest brother, Matthew, he’s expressed his desire to attend the Virginia Military Institute, post-high school. Presumably with the intent of a career with the US Armed Forces.

I couldn’t be prouder, or more afraid.

But honestly, both of them? Really? What is this, a conspiracy?