How You Doin’ Blondie?

I am Jack’s Broken Heart
May 22, 2008, 11:24 pm
Filed under: Break Ups, Life, love, relationships, sex | Tags: , , , ,

The guy I was dating, the one I called my “friend”? He ended things today, said that “everything was getting too crazy”.

Fuck that. “Everything was getting too crazy” always means one of two things; either 1.) “The wife is onto us” or 2.) “The sex isn’t as explosive as it used to be.”

I’d like to think of something sarcastic to say about our relationship, but the truth is,

I actually liked him.

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Comment by roopess

It’d be #1 way before #2… That’s not what a guy would mean…

Comment by Tim

Well I certainly hope it was #1, because when it came to the sex, I sure was pulling out every trick in the book…it’d be depressing if it turned out my tricks were lame…

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

Blondie let me check out that book… I’d be happy to help you edit it.

Comment by theroadnow

For you Adam, anytime.

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

What’s this…I think I’m blushing

Comment by theroadnow

I like to pull out every trick in the book also. It’s enjoyable to blow a woman away. 😉

Comment by Tim

Things always get too crazy. Unfortunate, but true.

Comment by Joe

One meaning could be that he is somewhat simple of a guy, or easy going and if you’re out of his comfort zone, it’ll be “getting too crazy”……….

Comment by Tim

Adam – I made a big, bad Marine, blush? Wow. 😉

Joe – Crazy is a relative term.

Tim – You’re very right, I think I’ve missed out on many great chances at relationships because I was a little too much for the guy to handle…

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

Yea, I run into the same problem blondie…

I hear “you’re too good to me, you deserve somebody better” over & over. What, don’t you like to be treated well? What, don’t you like double digit orgasms?

So, yea, still looking for a woman that can handle me… Know anyone…? 🙂

Comment by Tim

Blondie baby… In keeping with honoring what it takes to become a Marine…I can let you think I served in the Corps…It is my son that currently serves.. I served in the U.S.Navy Aviation. ADJ5…I was a bad Mo got that right….Blushing yes…guess I’ve tamed a bit… or is it just the way we connect….either way I think that Bee is back…

Comment by theroadnow

Tim – Double digits? Using decimal places or what?

Adam – Hey, a US Armed Forces serviceman is a US Armed Forces serviceman…still impressive. And still looks sexy as hell in dog tags 😉

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

Noooo decimals.

Some gals don’t know they could go on and on because most guys don’t explore it that far as I do; most go at least 5-15 – One gal went 30 times and she couldn’t believe it – she about collapsed in ecstasy… Love doin’ that… 🙂

Comment by Tim

There is a story behind the dog tags….I will share with you someday…

Comment by theroadnow

I’d love to hear it 🙂

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

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