How You Doin’ Blondie?


Bill Has An Interesting Way of Indexing Things
April 12, 2008, 4:35 pm
Filed under: advice, Humor, Query, sex | Tags: , , ,

Found it. Searched “how do i make myself cum harder” using Windows LiveSearch. My blog is returned as a result on the second page. I’m a little surprised by that, I was expecting to be more like a 5th or 6th page result. Am I really of second-page relevancy to “how do i make myself cum harder”?

Well, it’s certainly funnier then “define whore”, but definetly lacking the dramtic irony.

And since I’ve obviously been given some type of authority on the subject, allow me to weigh in: stroke harder, kid.

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Oh, how awesome…

Are you a sextherapist professionally?

Comment by strikebox

Well, I guess that would depend largely on how you define sex therapist.

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

A decent wife or girlfriend is all one really needs for therapy…afterall, most of the methods you’d find on the internet could be dangerous to one’s health–just ask Michael Hutchence, the formerly living singer for INXS.

Ah yes, the things that “come” up on the search terms list of my blog. At least “Neo-Fascist Ideologue” hasn’t appeared on mine yet. It’s only a matter of time though…

I know, I know. I should be more positive.;)

Comment by magus71

My searches always have the word “fat” in them . . . hmmmm?

Comment by Joe

BTW love the new theme, especially the banner . . .

Comment by Joe

Doug (Douglas?) – Occasionally a sex therapist actually steps in under the role of mentor as opposed to mediator; sometimes a couple just needs the spark back. But on the whole I’ll agree with you, a healthy relationship with a partner of the opposite sex greatly supersedes the need for a sex therapist. Unfortunately for some, “healthy” is hard to come by. Rim shot. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

And please, don’t fill up the glass on my account. The handle is “realist,” isn’t it? 🙂

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

Joe – I picture the straying rap fan to be very, very disappointed when they discover “My Ever-Changing Moods” is not, in fact, an anthology of Fat Joe productions. I picture adolescents in various states of urban couture hitting the “back” button almost frantically, also.

I appreciate your comment on the new theme. This might sound terribly sad, but I spent hours this morning laboring over getting the perfect picture/color/proportion combination right.

Comment by How You Doin Blondie

I’m just trying to get along now: http://magus71.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/see-i-am-willing-to-negotiate-with-terrorist-if-they-cook-me-steak/

You’ve been blog-rolled.

Comment by magus71

And I’m very flattered. I almost look important being in such close proximity to Papa Bear 🙂

Comment by How You Doin Blondie




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