How You Doin’ Blondie?


define: being a whore
November 12, 2007, 1:05 am
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I found today that one of the search engine terms that returns my blog is “being a whore”.

I find this amusing.

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He said “I’d really like to take you to bed.”
November 9, 2007, 10:06 pm
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He really caught me off guard when he asked me how much he owed me. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, re-fastening the ankle strap on my stiletto’s (I kept them on as per his request, but they got a little jostled during doggie) and he was just watching me. Then he murmured “You’re incredible baby,” then when I leaned in to kiss him goodbye, he wedged a roll of 100’s into my cleavage. He thought I was hooker. He tried to pay me, like I was some sex-starved, money-hungry blonde bimbo. I was so insulted, I threw the roll in his face and stormed out.

Oh please, get real.

5,000 g’s babe. Tax-free. Degrade me all you want, honey.



It’s Only Gay if Balls Touch…
November 4, 2007, 9:34 pm
Filed under: dirty, Life, love, lust, Men, Reflections, relationships, sex, thoughts | Tags: , , , , , , ,

I’ll be honest, I don’t particularly mind being involved in a love triangle involving me and two incredibly good-looking, very fuckable, firefighters. Of course, I use the term “love” very loosely, since I’m fairly sure this is more of a sex triangle than anything else (which again, with two firefighters, is not a horrible thing).

Do you remember that I told you S. admitted his original intent was to hook me up with his friend, Keith? Do you remember how I thought it was funny, even a little cute, that he decided to keep me for himself instead? Turns out it wasn’t that funny, because guess whose throwing his hat in the ring now? Yes, Keith. I’ve run into him a bunch of times during my nightly walk up to grab some dinner and this last time we ran into each other I made a parting remark that I’d probably see him tomorrow to which he replied, “Yeah, now that I know what time to show up.”

He and S. are very close friends, so this means one of two things:

1.) S. has given him the green-light and obviously has no intention of ever making a move and possibly even regrets the moves he did make

OR

2.) S. has filed me under the category of “girls men fuck” rather than “girls men bring home to mom” and has decided to share a little bit of the wealth with his best friend.

OR, a third option that really isn’t an option at all because it’s only feasible in my little fantasy world where I’m treated like a nice, decent girl:

3.) S. isn’t aware of this little development in mine and Keith’s relationship and once he becomes aware of it he will realize he needs to stop dragging his feet and MAKE A MOVE.

OR option 4.) which consists of me getting double teamed at the fire house 😉



I Honestly Don’t Know How Else To Put This
November 4, 2007, 8:37 pm
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